Whatever 10

Bruno: I'm sick and tired of this. Enough is enough, this system is corrupted, I don't want anything to do with it anymore.


Friend: Oh boy, here we go.



Bruno: Seriously,  I'm not gonna worship money, I'm tired of everything and I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 


Friend: That's great, because I don't want you to live on this planet anymore.


Bruno: How can you say that? I'm like all you have.


Friend: Yeah whatever, what happened now?


Bruno: I lost everything.


Friend: Like what? You have nothing.


Bruno: I have some stuff.


Friend: Like what?


Bruno: Just stuff.


Friend: Pokemon trading cards?


Bruno: No, some other stuff.


Friend: What stuff?


Bruno: Stuff you don't know about.



Friend: Either way, it sounds like good news to me, if you lost everything now you are free to do anything! 


Bruno: What do you mean?


Friend: It's like pressing the reset button. Now you have nothing to loose anymore so just start over.


Bruno: And do what?


Friend: Do what you've always wanted of course, become a shepherd in Mongolia.


Bruno: What? No, I don't want to go to Mongolia.


Friend: Why not, what's wrong with mongolia?


Bruno: No fruits there for me to eat, no job prospects, landlocked, flight is expensive, visa is expensive, hard to get and for a very short time.


Friend: All the government's fault, right?


Bruno: Exactly, why do I have to go to the embassy of Mongolia and being treated like a criminal , give them lots of money and lots of papers. It's idiotic, I was born on this planet, it should be my right to visit it and come and go as I please.


Friend: Who do you think you are? You have no rights, you little punk..


Bruno: I'm an earthling, I was born here, I deserve it.


Friend: No rights for you young man.


Bruno: Why not?


Friend: You know why not.


Bruno: Because fuck me?


Friend: Exactly.


Bruno: Whatever then.


Friend: Hahaha, poor loser! Take that you little son of a...


Bruno: Ouch, why was that for?


Friend: For wanting to go to Mongolia. I don't know who do you think you are.


Bruno: Actually, it was you who said I should go to Mongolia on the first place.


Friend: You liar, piece of sh...

Bruno: I don't know why I hang out with you. 

Friend: Whatever, move along.