Shall we use a sign?
Signs are for beginners, we are pros now!
We don’t need one?
When we started hitchhiking we used signs because we were
shy, we didn’t know what to do or where to stand and wanted the sign to do the
job for us
And now?
Now we are pros, we don’t need a sign, or a backpack to look
like backpackers, or a map to show our driver where we’re going, or a compass,
nor we need those books and glasses we used to carry around while hitchhiking
to pretend we were harmless students
So what do we need now?
A drink of course
You mean an alcoholic drink?
Not necessarily, any drink would do it, sometimes even a
fruit or vegetable, carrot and apple specially because they are not messy
And how to do it now?
Drink in right hand, left thumb up facing the cars you want
to stop
That’s it?
That’s the magic of it you see, same as at a party, the
drink conveys the message that you are very relaxed and they should pick you up
because you are awesome
Or drunk
Either way
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