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what do you do for a living?

I'm a french maid

really? i don't believe you, you look like middle eastern or something

can be a french maid still

i don't think so, do you even french?

no, but i maid

do you even gee?

gee gee gee gee?

i knew someone like that

a girl i hope

yes a girl, she was lovely and i often wondered, how many people get to feel something like this? i know many people date a lot but they never get to feel this.
when i walk with her every guy envies me and when i tell them how i feel about her, they envy me even more. with her i dont need to look at any other girl because i have the best one already

you're like... so romantic...

have you ever felt like that before?

i don't think so, well maybe i did but she didn't feel the same way, so i had to just let it go and hope the feeling comes back again some day in the future

was she a nurse?

hey, how did you know?

i think you mentioned her before, when we were talking about the hospital

oh, that was a different story

about the hospital that gave you cancer i remember

yes, because there were people smoking everywhere

you mean at the entrance of the hospital?

yes and that gave me cancer

just that?

not just that.. hospital food was so bad, and didn't account for any of the daily recommended dose of anything, and instead of having treadmills or exercise machines, they had couches for people to sit, despite the hundreds of papers written and research done on the subject. they all found sitting was the worse you can do to your body, and still the hospital really wants you to take a seat. and wait sitting, and use sitting toilets even though they know it's very difficult to do No.2 in that position, and...

ok ok i get it i get it, you're a system buster, and you don't like the hospitals and you don't like anything

i liked that nurse

i know that's not true. you just like yourself

whatever