February 24, 2015

Intro to people from couchsurfing


I got that other list you ask me about


the list of sexual partners?


eh, no, hm... the list of travelers i've met during the years


I wasn't serious that day, we had a lot to drink and i was just brainstorming, please don't tell me you made a list with tens of thousands of names


i figured that wouldn't be possible, but... i also found that most people I've met had suspiciously similar characteristics, and based on this similarities it was possible to group them all up into 5 major categories. This is the analysis of all the information I've gathered during a 10 year long research, which started when I joined www.couchsurfing.org in early 2007
  

that would be 9 years


I know, but 10 years sounds more impressive


I don't like the way this is going, are you going to manipulate the information you've "gathered" to make it sound impressive?


I wont, you're right, only cold hard facts from now on


good, so let me get this straight, you're somehow going to divide the tens of thousands of people you've met during your travels into 5 categories


that's right, all the faces, names, personalities and backgrounds of everyone I've met the last 10 years into...


9 years


right, into 5 groups, and a systematically detailed description of each and one of them


sounds like your generalizations will get many people offended again today


haters gonna hate?


yeah, sorry, we don't use that one anymore either


ffffffuuuu...


nor that one


it's like we are from different planets


meh


that one we can still use?


oops, lets stay focused here, you were saying...


so much pressure!


yeah, there's like this tension in the air now



you blew it, so you'll  have to wait till tomorrow to read more


oh, come on don't be so childish


see you tomorrow


you're gonna make me beg?


au revoir










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